lemonlemon

bewbin:

bewbin:

WWE is drag for guys who wanna be cooler guys

Camp Masculinity

zooophagous:

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I’m like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They’re happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I’d fight a wolf for these guys. I’d go way the Hell out of my way for them. I’d carry their young for miles on my own back.

(via kniteoftheoldcode)

elphabaoftheopera:

depsidase:

Oh good he’s here

(via krambee)

twobitsandanibble:

thinking about modern AU harrowhark trying to order a McOrtus in the drivethru

real-live-human:

chainsawlifehacks:

AUGH FUCK OH GOD

rosenkranz-does-things:

ALT

ALT

Camilla was crouched down, wiping her knives on one of their jackets. When she looked up, Nona was electrified. One of her eyes was a pale, pearlescent grey; the other one of her eyes was a deep, cool stone colour. Nona understood in a sudden shiver what she was looking at.

(via mayasaura)

aforeverwandering:

Only one bed (because a 16 year old threw up in the other one)

cutetanuki-chan:

had a vision

(via mayasaura)

faithdeans:

ughhh dude your divine wounds are leaking everywhere again… oh come on bro not on the couch i thought i told you no stigmata in the house

(via mayasaura)